Tag Archives: Chiss

Zombicide Invader Cards

Mim and Mikey really like a game of Zombicide. So naturally given some of the adventures that the crew of the Coldfire’s Mercy have been on; it made sense to make up some Zombicide Invader character cards for them. So using the majestic artwork of Kim Kogut, please enjoy and potentially kill the heroes of the Coldfire Chronicles.

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J’Ren’s Monograph

As well as being full of hillarious outtakes from the show, the Patreon also includes fantastic special features.

We don’t have a rewards system for tiers – so for as little as $1 you can listen to these all of these goodies.

For example – in response to Fraawl’s Monograph – “Captain Jason” has recorded his an advert for his own scholastic works.

And because I’m feeling saucy – I thought I’d share it with you today.

Come and join us on the Patreon. I heartily recommend that you join us and listen to “The Highs and Lows of Heights and Depths” – it was originally supposed to be an advert for early Season 3 – but turned into a 13 minute documentary for the popular day-time holonet show.

Coldfire Chronicles: Chapter 2 Artwork

So the first episode of Chapter 2 of the Coldfire Chronicles hit last Monday and with it; this majestic piece of artwork by  Kim Kogut. We’re going to be releasing a new character every episode until we’ve got through them all.  Here’s J’ren – fresh from getting some new clothes that don’t look like he’s just escaped from Prison.

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Jar’ren’tarthi, Mystic Advisor

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Name: Jar’ren’tarthi

Species: Chiss

Sentence: Ongoing

Offense(s): Fraud, Grand Theft Starship, Grand Larceny, Impersonating an Imperial Officer.

Prisoner Statement: Firstly, and permit JRen be abundantly clear. JRen is blameless of these heinous crimes. Yes, it is true that JRen was found amongst the rubble, within the Banking Clan vaults on the Moon of Erasmus; but JRen was a victim of circumstance; tricked by a treacherous and villainous Trandocian. JRen was simply a sightseer, who had heard of the luxurious architecture of Erasmus and wished to enjoy it’s opulence. Have you seen the magnificent columns of Erasmus? Designs without equal or comparison on all the worlds of the Empire?  No? Well you are a little late; but trust JRen, it used to be magnificent.

Why would JRen steal?  JRen was born to a Noble families of Aristocra. JRen wears shoes more expensive than any droid; Hats more costly than a luxurious light freighter. Rings that are said to be the equivalent to the Global Economy of a reasonably sized Outer Rim planet.

Yes, yes; obviously not now; yes. JRen is currently wearing this rather drab prison uniform.

You say that JRen was the leader of the notorious J’Ren Syndicate; but where, JRen asks is proof of this? Yes, JRen is as handsome and charming enough easily run an intergalactic criminal endeavour; but nobody knows who runs the J’Ren Syndicate. It’s mysterious and charismatic leader is to this day, a mystery.

Don’t be foolish silly guard, it is clearly spelt differently.